December 2011
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idontwannawakeupbeingnoone started following you
Hello! :-D
Me: MAMA!
Mom: What?
Me: JUST KILLED A MAN
Mom: WHAT?
Me: PUT A GUN AGAINST HIS HEAD
Mom: What are you talking about?
Me: PULLED MY TRIGGER NOW HE IS DEAD
Mom: Stop it!
Me: MAMA
Mom: NO
Me: LIFE HAS JUST BEGUN
Mom: SHUT UP
Me: BUT NOW I'VE GONE AND THROWN IT ALL AWAY
Mom: GET OUT!
Eating cookies in the car, going home.
Lol I have to revise math if I have time before midnight, which is in 50 minutes!
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At IKEA.
Such hot guys here and they’re older and djdisjahsiahahhhdidjshagg!!!
EDWARD CULLEN...
magicandtimetravel:
lurida-lurida:
Edward Cullen:I want to kill you.
Bella:I trust you.
Edward Cullen:I want to kill you.
Normal Person:
Edward Cullen:I want to kill you.
Supernatural Fan:
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Doctor Who fan: Brilliant.
Edward Cullen: I want to ki—
Harry Potter Fan: AVADA KEDAVRA!
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Glee Fan: Let’s sing about...
Excuse me while
hugs-and-butterfly-kisses:
ingalacornicum:
and now I can finally listen to something else
and literal lyrics should be a thing except i don’t want to so someone else please
This will never not be funny.
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